Are you tired of listening to the same old boring hits while you study outside at Caffe Strada? Well, we here at The Free Peach have a great solution for you! Our specially curated playlist features the exact songs you want to be listening to as you turn your attention away from your laptop and someone swipes it and drives away in a car. You may be inconvenienced, but our playlist will support you through your extreme misfortune that is most probably your fault.

Playlist Link: Spotify Playlist to Listen to as Your Laptop Gets Stolen

  1. “I Hate This Part” by The Pussycat Dolls
  2. “Fuck You” by CeeLo Green
  3. “Where is the Love?” by The Black Eyed Peas
  4. “HUMBLE.” by Kendrick Lamar
  5. “Help!” by The Beatles
  6. “Sympathy for the Devil” by The Rolling Stones
  8. “Criminal” by Britney Spears
  9. “No Heart” by 21 Savage & Metro Boomin
  10. “Can’t Take My Eyes Off You” by Frankie Valli
  11. “Leavin’” by Jesse McCartney
  12. “Stupid Hoe” by Nicki Minaj
  13. “Young Dumb & Broke” by Khalid
  14. “A Song About Being Sad” by Rex Orange County
  15. “Stressed Out” by Twenty One Pilots
  16. “Just Your Fool” by The Rolling Stones
  17. “We Are the World 25 for Haiti” by Artists for Haiti
  18. “Three Little Birds” by Bob Marley & The Wailers
  19. “Big Girls Don’t Cry (Personal)” by Fergie

While we may not be able to protect your laptop from the criminals of Berkeley, we can provide you with a solid playlist to ensure that your last moments with your expensive computer were some of the best moments the two of you shared.

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