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Posted on January 29, 2021September 11, 2021 by: Sammy Cornick

Successful First Day of Class! Wealth & Poverty Student Takes Perfect Picture of Professor Reich for Instagram Story

While the Instagram story post was ultimately a success, Ryan explains that the journey to that perfection was a bumpy road. Although the image of Reich could be clearly seen, the bottom text displaying his name was blurry, as his iPhone camera failed to focus property.

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Posted on September 30, 2020September 11, 2021 by: Amanda Mier

Presidential Debate Drinking Game

Drink whenever you feel dread. Trump says they’re gonna take our guns! Shotgun a beer. Take a shot every time Joe Biden references a time …

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Posted on September 18, 2020September 11, 2021 by: Sammy Cornick

New Scientific Study Finds Coronavirus Immunity in Former FitTea Models

LOS ANGELES, Calif. — The novel coronavirus has presented innumerable uncertainties to the global population, with scientists and doctors worldwide scrambling to create a vaccine …

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Posted on December 11, 2019September 11, 2021 by: Sammy Cornick

White Girl from LA Fulfills Civic Duty of Criticizing Pop-Listeners Because Her Spotify Wrapped Has Tyler, the Creator in It

Even though you probably have never heard of these artists, it is my civic duty as a white, female teenager from Los Angeles to expose society to art and culture that is unique and different.

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Posted on November 6, 2019September 11, 2021 by: Sammy Cornick

Spotify Playlist to Listen to as Your Laptop Gets Stolen

Our specially curated playlist features the exact songs you want to be listening to as you turn your attention away from your laptop and someone swipes it and drives away in a car.

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Posted on October 21, 2019September 11, 2021 by: Sammy Cornick

Opinion: I Refuse to be Bullied for my Chunky White Filas

Some claim that the size of our sneaker is an overcompensation for qualities we lack elsewhere, yet this could not lean further from the truth. If anything, the weight of our Filas make us even more grounded than ever before

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Posted on October 9, 2019September 11, 2021 by: Sam MacKinnon

Black Out for the Black Out: A PG&E Inspired Drinking Game

Hey fuckers! There are no classes tomorrow, so let’s do what any responsible Golden Bear should: drink! Here’s a great drinking game that allows you to fully participate in UC Berkeley’s binge culture while celebrating the incompetence of PG&E. 

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Posted on April 23, 2019September 11, 2021 by: Sammy Cornick

Celebrities Who Inexplicably Look Exactly Alike?

Donald Glover and Childish Gambino!?!!?!?!

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Posted on April 12, 2019September 11, 2021 by: Sammy Cornick

Which Moffitt Floor Are You Based Off Of Your Plans For Cal Day?

What you decide to do for Cal Day says a lot about you, and so naturally, we at The Free Peach will be giving you a Moffitt Floor that correlates with your plans! Go Bears!

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Posted on April 11, 2019September 11, 2021 by: Sammy Cornick

Report: Arnold’s Death On The Magic School Bus Is Responsible For Every Single Teenage & Young Adult Problem

His head literally turns to ice and it’s not cute.

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