Frappuccinos are the Chris Christie of politics.
Top Four Places To Send Refugees From Florida Once Everything Fucking Floods
Because climate change isn’t real, right?
23 Places Your Humanities GSI Will Be Holding Office Hours This Semester Because The School Didn’t Give Them A Proper Office, Silly
Wherever your Humanities GSI’s office may be, it doesn’t really matter because we all know you won’t be going to office hours anyway!
I Won’t Tell My Mom I Love Her Because She Uses An Android
Sorry mom, but get an iPhone, or get the fuck out of my life.