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Posted on March 21, 2019September 11, 2021 by: Sammy Cornick

I’m Better Than You Because I Drink Black Coffee

Frappuccinos are the Chris Christie of politics.

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Posted on March 11, 2019September 11, 2021 by: Sammy Cornick

Top Four Places To Send Refugees From Florida Once Everything Fucking Floods

Because climate change isn’t real, right?

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Posted on March 4, 2019September 11, 2021 by: Sammy Cornick

23 Places Your Humanities GSI Will Be Holding Office Hours This Semester Because The School Didn’t Give Them A Proper Office, Silly

Wherever your Humanities GSI’s office may be, it doesn’t really matter because we all know you won’t be going to office hours anyway!

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Posted on February 26, 2019September 11, 2021 by: Sammy Cornick

I Won’t Tell My Mom I Love Her Because She Uses An Android

Sorry mom, but get an iPhone, or get the fuck out of my life.

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