- Drink whenever you feel dread.
- Trump says they’re gonna take our guns! Shotgun a beer.
- Take a shot every time Joe Biden references a time before the 80’s.
- Take a fat pull (think $750 worth) whenever the word “tax” is said.
- Drink if Biden mentions Scranton, PA.
- Drink again if your roommates say they thought Scranton was a fictional place from The Office.
- Drink every time your parents text you to say they’re sorry they didn’t vote for Bernie like you told them to.
- Add 2 shots of vodka to your drink when you remember that the moderator is a Fox News Correspondent.
- Drink every time Trump acknowledges something supreme (whether Court or whiteness).
- Drink every time Trump fails to use a subject nor verb nor object in a sentence.
- Drink if you ever find yourself wondering if Trump knows what a verb is.
- Drink every time a fact is, in fact, not checked.
- Take a shot if Trump uses the phrase “free and fair election” when referring to accepting the results of the election and the civil transfer of power.
- Drink every time you contemplate therapy to address your anxiety over the state of the country / world.
- Drink every time you realize that if the ACA is repealed, you can’t pay for therapy.
- Finish your drink because there’ll be a 6-3 majority on the Supreme Court even if Biden wins and you’re fucked.
- Drink if Melania Trump is shown with no facial expression (dead inside).
- Like, does any of this matter anymore? Are electoral politics even worth it? Drink.
- Self-care shot! Remember, it’s always okay to supplement a drinking game with more drinking
- Drink every time a scathing accusation is made. Think of the debate as an episode of Dynasty
- Drink not if, but when Biden’s earpiece is referenced and/or falls out
- Drink every time you thank God that she had the foresight to schedule the debate before the beginning of SNL season 46.
- Drink if this isn’t funny anymore.
- Finish your drink if this was never funny to begin with!