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Posted on December 12, 2021 by: Tohar Zamir

Supreme Court Possibly Rules Pro-Anti-Abortion, or Something Like That

WASHINGTON — In a landmark case undecided earlier today, the Supreme Court did nothing. Their indecision to be indifferent towards abortion clinics while ignoring the …

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Posted on September 30, 2020September 11, 2021 by: Amanda Mier

Presidential Debate Drinking Game

Drink whenever you feel dread. Trump says they’re gonna take our guns! Shotgun a beer. Take a shot every time Joe Biden references a time …

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Posted on September 15, 2020May 13, 2021 by: Daniella Rosen

President Trump Endorses Eighth Grader’s COVID-19 Fart Test

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to White House Chief Fart Correspondent William Barr, President Trump has officially come out in support of the COVID-19 Fart Test …

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Posted on April 28, 2020May 14, 2021 by: Amalia Munn

Trump Solves Coronavirus by Stopping Testing

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The White House issued a press release yesterday explaining how President Trump has resolved the COVID-19 pandemic by halting all testing, after Dr. Harold …

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