Here’s a drinking game to help you get through Dead Week and all of Carol T. Christ’s absolutely necessary emails.
Drink whenever you feel dread. Trump says they’re gonna take our guns! Shotgun a beer. Take a shot every time Joe Biden references a time …
Drink a beer for every person that covers the livestream camera by sitting in front of it and showing their buttcrack.
Hey fuckers! There are no classes tomorrow, so let’s do what any responsible Golden Bear should: drink! Here’s a great drinking game that allows you to fully participate in UC Berkeley’s binge culture while celebrating the incompetence of PG&E.
Side effects may include but are not limited to: blacking out and alcohol poisoning.
So for all of you out there who are tuning in to listen to the mind-numbing, presumably incomprehensible string of words, here’s a drinking game to kill your brain cells just a little bit faster than listening to Rudy Giuliani talking would.