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Posted on November 14, 2023November 15, 2023 by: tomwickline

Checkmate, Liberals: If Biden is So Good for America, Then Why Do I Feel Empty All the Time?

As a student at UC Berkeley and the child of two hardcore Rachel Maddow enthusiasts, it’s no surprise that I am surrounded by lots of …

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Posted on August 29, 2022August 29, 2022 by: JoJo Wool-Baum

OPINION: I’m Not Forgiving Student Loan Until She Actually Apologizes

Student loan and I go way back. We met at the end of my senior year of high school, and at first, everything was picture …

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Posted on March 25, 2022March 25, 2022 by: Valmic Mukund

Lindsey Graham Faces Bipartisan Backlash After Advocating for His Own Assassination on Twitter

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senator Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., received bipartisan backlash after he seemingly advocated his own assassination. “My fellow loyal patriots — I urge you …

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Posted on January 29, 2022January 31, 2022 by: Tyler Goldstein

Biden Infrastructure Bill Enables Berkeley to Finally Build a Second Two-Way Street

BERKELEY, Calif. — Anticipating infrastructure improvements from President Biden’s Build Back Better Act, Berkeley Mayor Jesse Arreguín has promised to use the new funding to …

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Posted on December 12, 2021 by: Tohar Zamir

Supreme Court Possibly Rules Pro-Anti-Abortion, or Something Like That

WASHINGTON — In a landmark case undecided earlier today, the Supreme Court did nothing. Their indecision to be indifferent towards abortion clinics while ignoring the …

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Posted on November 14, 2021 by: Valmic Mukund

Biden Shows CNR Students Solidarity by Falling Asleep During Lecture on Climate Change

GLASGOW, Scotland — Putting to rest any notions that he is out of touch with the youth, U.S. President Joe Biden recently demonstrated his solidarity …

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Posted on November 10, 2021 by: tomwickline

Climate Summit Reaches Radical Conclusion, Allocating 7.2 Trillion Thoughts and Prayers

GLASGOW, Scotland — After a two-week climate summit, world leaders made the bold decision to allocate 7.2 trillion thoughts and prayers towards the climate crisis.  …

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Posted on September 30, 2020September 11, 2021 by: Amanda Mier

Presidential Debate Drinking Game

Drink whenever you feel dread. Trump says they’re gonna take our guns! Shotgun a beer. Take a shot every time Joe Biden references a time …

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