He hands you a flier as you walk unassumingly across Sproul Plaza. He beckons you over to his co-ed business fraternity’s table under their custom-embroidered …
The Clintons Strike Again? Second Campanile Falcon Found Dead Under Suspicious Circumstances
BERKELEY, Calif. — Scarcely four and a half months after the ‘accidental death’ of Grinnell, a second Campanile falcon has been found dead on the …
Dorm Decorating Time! 4 Cute Mirrors From Target That Will Exacerbate Your Body Dysmorphia
Welcome back to campus! There’s nothing quite like putting your own personal touch on your room as you decorate for the upcoming semester – but …
OPINION: I’m Not Forgiving Student Loan Until She Actually Apologizes
Student loan and I go way back. We met at the end of my senior year of high school, and at first, everything was picture …
Why Does CalCentral Only Freeze, Not Slide to the Left or Crisscross?
After throwing my hands behind my head, I realized that CalCentral actually wasn’t threatening to arrest me, but was inviting me to do the Cha Cha Slide. Now I’m no AFX member, but I will admit that I’ve been to my fair share of Bar and Bat Mitzvahs. I patiently waited to be told to clap my hands and slide to the left, but to no avail — there was just silence.
‘The Legal Age Here Is 18’ Says Rich Friend About Doing Cocaine on European Vacation
“It’s so different. When you’re here, hanging with people like Ronald Reagan’s grandsons, they’re constantly asking if you’re over 21. And it’s like, come on dude. You know I’m always snorting coke with everyone at the weekly Berkeley College Republican ‘Imprison all Poor Drug Addicts’ parties.”