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Posted on March 19, 2022 by: schaudhury253

Study Finds the Caffe Strada Barista Hates You Specifically

BERKELEY, Calif. — Upon collecting data from multiple Strada Baristas, scientist Riya Chatterjee has confirmed that the Caffe Strada Baristas hate you specifically. “No, the …

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Posted on November 6, 2019September 11, 2021 by: Sammy Cornick

Spotify Playlist to Listen to as Your Laptop Gets Stolen

Our specially curated playlist features the exact songs you want to be listening to as you turn your attention away from your laptop and someone swipes it and drives away in a car.

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Posted on April 11, 2019May 13, 2021 by: The Free Peach

UC Berkeley Turns All Libraries Into Coffee Shops

The change comes after local coffee shop Sacks turned so anti-talking and anti-human interaction that Doe library started to sound like Pratt & Whitney F100 Turbofan jet engine in comparison.

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