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Posted on April 5, 2025 by: Grace An

White Boy Tech Decks Over Collapsed Grandma

BERKELEY, Calif.– Last Wednesday, “White Boy of the Month” award recipient and local drywall menace Xavier Kyle, 26, reportedly set a new record by landing …

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