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Posted on September 14, 2022September 15, 2022 by: Valmic Mukund

Excuse Me? Only Congress Can Declare A Thumb War

Excuse me?  What the fuck did you just say to me, you fascist piece of shit? If I heard you correctly (and believe me, I …

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Posted on March 25, 2022March 25, 2022 by: Valmic Mukund

Lindsey Graham Faces Bipartisan Backlash After Advocating for His Own Assassination on Twitter

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senator Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., received bipartisan backlash after he seemingly advocated his own assassination. “My fellow loyal patriots — I urge you …

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