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Posted on October 27, 2025 by: Stella Robinson-Rosendorff

Loser Freshman Still Doesn’t Have Date for Homecoming

BERKELEY, Calif.– While the brothers at AEPi are getting moms drunk at seven A.M. this morning, mega loser freshman Tommy Tinklepants woke up to the …

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Posted on October 17, 2023October 29, 2023 by: The Free Peach

National Coming Out Day: I’m a Lesbian Who Gets No Action

You might be wondering why this is late. To be honest, I’ve put this off for a long time, and was too nervous to share …

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Posted on February 15, 2020 by: Kelsey Ferrell

Berkeley’s Most Eligible Bachelors: Valentine’s Day Edition

It’s Valentine’s Day and here at The Free Peach we could think of no better way to celebrate than to showcase Berkeley’s most eligible bachelors. …

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