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Posted on January 31, 2023February 1, 2023 by: Vyoma Raman

Professor Outraged: Disabled Student Stuck in Elevator Doesn’t Even Show Up for Class

BERKELEY, Calif. – In a brazen move, CED junior Clarisa Flores has missed the first two weeks of classes after getting trapped in Wheeler’s elevator, …

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