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Posted on February 27, 2026 by: The Free Peach

Rich Lyons FRAMEMOGGED by JESTERGOONING Cal Frat Leader

Following a serious altercation between protesting students and campus security, Rich Lyons was spotted walk-maxxing with females by SAE when he was brutally framemogged by …

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Posted on October 8, 2025 by: Veronica Chen

Progressive Win! Fraternity to Replace Bid System with Weight List

BERKELEY, Calif. –  The Theta Meta Feta Fraternity has been receiving attention for their most recent pronouncement which has sparked both praise and outrage in …

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Posted on March 19, 2024 by: chantelwhite

‘I’m Him,’ Says Straight Man Sharing Pronouns in Section

BERKELEY, Calif.— In a random stuffy classroom somewhere within Dwinelle, students in a RHETOR R1B section were restating identities for the class’s new project segment; …

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