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Posted on February 14, 2023November 7, 2023 by: The Free Peach

BREAKING: Milky Way Galaxy Equilibrium Disrupted After I Gave My Girlfriend The Entire World for Valentine’s Day

Earth inhabitants awoke this Tuesday morning to views of asteroids and an eerie darkness outside their windows. Though the physical planet remained intact, it was clear that Earth no longer existed in the Milky Way Galaxy. Where did it go? The hands of my beautiful girlfriend. 

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