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Posted on December 7, 2023December 8, 2023 by: Maddie Heath

Clickbait! Female Professor’s ‘Partner’ Actually Just Straight Husband

BERKELEY, Calif. — On Wednesday morning, an American Studies class’s final review session erupted in turmoil when professor Genevieve Bater accidentally projected a photo of …

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Posted on December 4, 2023December 5, 2023 by: lyamashir01

Pope Admits He Could Kiss a Man, But Never Date One

VATICAN CITY –– For the first time in its centuries-old history, the Vatican’s top dog is leading the Roman Catholic Church in what some call …

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Posted on November 4, 2023August 10, 2025 by: The Free Peach

How to Tell Your Straight Friends That You Don’t Wanna See That Shit

I want to preface this article by saying that I’m not heterophobic by any means. I watched Outer Banks. I voted for Biden. I can’t …

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Posted on June 28, 2023October 10, 2023 by: Ajay Madala

‘I Feel Seen,’ Says Straight White Woman at Pride

SAN FRANCISCO, Calif. – In a time when LGBTQ+ rights are under attack by policymakers and elected officials, local straight white woman Mackenzie Thompson attended …

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