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Posted on October 31, 2023November 1, 2023 by: Veronica Chen

Major Advisor Now Only Reachable Through Séance

BERKELEY, Calif. – In a spooky turn of events, Computer Science Undergraduate Advisor Gong Whitdee Ngyuen has apparently changed their meeting availability to séance-only appointments.   …

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