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Posted on May 10, 2023September 27, 2023 by: Ajay Madala

Fact Check: I Actually Didn’t Piss Myself at the AMC Emeryville While Watching The Mario Movie

In this era of misinformation and partisan brainwashing, a completely false and libelous rumor has spread that I recently pissed myself while watching my favorite Italian plumber at the AMC Emeryville. However, unbiased fact-checking conducted by this star journalist has found these claims to be utterly false. 

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Posted on February 24, 2023September 27, 2023 by: Tohar Zamir

Lawrence Lab Releases Statement Apologizing for Misuse of Weather Machine

BERKELEY, Calif. – Following an abnormal snowfall in Tilden Park early Friday morning, Lawrence National Lab has come forth in a statement to confess their involvement.

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