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Lindsey Graham Faces Bipartisan Backlash After Advocating for His Own Assassination on Twitter

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senator Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., received bipartisan backlash after he seemingly advocated his own assassination. “My fellow loyal patriots — I urge you …

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Climate Summit Reaches Radical Conclusion, Allocating 7.2 Trillion Thoughts and Prayers

GLASGOW, Scotland — After a two-week climate summit, world leaders made the bold decision to allocate 7.2 trillion thoughts and prayers towards the climate crisis.  …

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