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Posted on August 12, 2024 by: Anna Galler

Shocking: Homer’s ‘The Odyssey’ Plagiarized from Doe Women’s Restroom Graffiti

BERKELEY, Calif.– In the most shocking revelation since Sappho having more than just “gal pals,” anthropology researchers found that Homer’s so-called “original” (The Odyssey) was …

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‘Prepare to be Sick of Me’: Notes App ‘Poets’ Emboldened by Taylor Swift’s New Album

BERKELEY – Calif. A recent open mic hosted by the English Undergraduates Association could be a demonstration of an upcoming epidemic sweeping college campuses across …

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