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Berkeley Commemorates Anniversary of Free Speech Movement by Arresting Activists

BERKELEY, Calif.– In commemoration of the upcoming 59th anniversary of the Free Speech Movement, the City of Berkeley has capitalized on nostalgia for simpler times …

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Oh No: Due to Decades of Severe Gerrymandering, This Congressman is Now Shaped Like Chile

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Decades of intense gerrymandering have taken their toll on Congressman Rutherford Bates Lee (R-VA), whose body now resembles the Republic of Chile. …

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