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Posted on February 2, 2023September 27, 2023 by: The Free Peach

Groundhog Eats Shadow; Message Unclear

PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. –  Millions of people gathered today to witness the beautiful, sacred tradition that has blessed the lands of Punxsutawney for generations: Groundhog Day. …

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Uh Oh! Groundhog’s Shadow Blocked By His Gargantuan, Horse Cock Penis

His only response was, with a quick glance up and down and a cheeky lip bite, “If you show me your shadow, I’ll show you mine. Ahaha aha.”

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