PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. – Millions of people gathered today to witness the beautiful, sacred tradition that has blessed the lands of Punxsutawney for generations: Groundhog Day. …
Uh Oh! Groundhog’s Shadow Blocked By His Gargantuan, Horse Cock Penis
His only response was, with a quick glance up and down and a cheeky lip bite, “If you show me your shadow, I’ll show you mine. Ahaha aha.”