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Posted on July 1, 2023September 27, 2023 by: Tohar Zamir

Supreme Court Rules in Favor of Abject Suffering

WASHINGTON, DC. – Trumping their recent rulings on student debt relief, gay rights, and affirmative action, the Supreme Court decided unanimously in favor of “abject …

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Out-of-State Student Declares Bankruptcy Instead of Major

BERKELEY, Calif. – Sophomore Bridget Martin wanted to be a computer science major, but due to the high tuition costs for out-of-state students, she has …

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