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To Those Ordering a ‘Flat White’ at Yali’s: I Am NOT on the Menu

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Posted on August 17, 2022 by: Ajay Madala

‘The Legal Age Here Is 18’ Says Rich Friend About Doing Cocaine on European Vacation

“It’s so different. When you’re here, hanging with people like Ronald Reagan’s grandsons, they’re constantly asking if you’re over 21. And it’s like, come on dude. You know I’m always snorting coke with everyone at the weekly Berkeley College Republican ‘Imprison all Poor Drug Addicts’ parties.”

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