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Posted on September 18, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Amanda Mier

Berkeley’s Five Most Eligible Bachelors

With cuffing season swiftly approaching, it’s time to get serious about finding love. Luckily for you lonely freaks, we at The Free Peach have compiled a comprehensive list of Berkeley’s most eligible bachelors! Stop wasting your time on Tinder and meet some real men in your own neighborhood!

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