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Posted on November 16, 2022November 17, 2022 by: Courtney Yee

OPINION: It’s Not Actually That Cold Right Now

Can’t feel your face? Weak. Your fingers falling off? Use your toes. You can’t hear out of your ears? You don’t use them anyway. 

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