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Month: April 2022

Posted on April 2, 2022 by: Shane Pauker

Daily Campanile Concerts Renamed “Clock and Bell Torture”

BERKELEY, Calif. — UC Berkeley will rebrand its daily carillon performances to attract a younger, edgier audience, according to an official statement made by the …

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Posted on April 2, 2022 by: Valmic Mukund

Reconciling With April Fools’ Day’s Problematic Depictions of Fool Culture

At The Free Peach, we love April Fools’ Day as much as anyone. Many of our staff are self-identifying fools and/or fool allies, and we …

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Posted on April 1, 2022April 1, 2022 by: Vyoma Raman

Student Miraculously Cured After Professor Deems Them “Not Really Disabled”

BERKELEY, Calif. – After years of begging for disability accommodations, campus super-senior Ash Jensen was miraculously cured of their chronic illness when their philosophy professor …

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