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Posted on January 18, 2024January 18, 2024 by: Tohar Zamir

Canceled? Babies Revealed to Kick Pregnant Women

LOS ANGELES, Calif.– Shock befell the nation today as babies everywhere had their troubling histories revealed. Amelia Peterson, chief reporter for The Washington Post’s child …

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Posted on March 28, 2022April 22, 2022 by: amychakladar

If Babies Aren’t Racist, Then Why Didn’t They Post a Black Square on Instagram?

WASHINGTON – Texas Sen. Ted Cruz, the self-described first Hispanic Asian-American in Congress, is under heat for asking Supreme Court nominee Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson …

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Posted on September 4, 2020May 5, 2021 by: Shane Pauker

Cal Dining to Source All Meat from Irish Babies

BERKELEY, Calif. – Amid concerns of animal cruelty in Cal Dining’s source of pork, the organization has vowed to reinvest in more ethical food systems. …

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