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Report: Two-Thirds of Roommates Hitting Breaking Point

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Posted on September 14, 2019 by: The Free Peach

UC Berkeley Acquires Alta Bates as New Freshmen Dorm for Housing Alcohol Poisoned Teens

In anticipation of this Saturday’s game day, the University of California, Berkeley has purchased the Alta Bates Summit Medical Center as a new dorm for alcohol poisoned teens. 

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Posted on May 1, 2019 by: The Free Peach

I Didn’t Find Housing In Time, So Now I Live In The Cartoon Depression Hole From The Abilify Commercial

But also, I’m like, leaving for study abroad in the fall so if someone wants to take over my lease that would be chill. DM for details.

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