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Posted on December 15, 2020September 11, 2021 by: Shane Pauker

Uh Oh! Carol Christ Under Mistletoe AND Investigation for Shoplifting!

BERKELEY, Calif. – Just when students forgot about Chancellor Dirks, the UC Berkeley administration found itself mired in new controversy.  “These allegations are absurd,” responded …

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Posted on November 9, 2019September 11, 2021 by: Lily Green

Mastering The Art of Asking A Question That’s Actually a Statement — A Manifesto

My peers ask me this all the time. “Why can’t you just ask a question like everybody else?” and “Why do you insist on taking up space?”

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Posted on October 25, 2019September 11, 2021 by: Lily Green

I Talk So Much In Section Because I Must Preserve America’s Democracy: By Every Male Political Science Major

Some people can’t handle the discourse I inspire. Okay, fine, you made me say it – these people are usually women.

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