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Posted on April 17, 2025April 17, 2025 by: sophiafingerman

Top Dog Bravely Speaks Their Truth: “I’m a Bottom”

BERKELEY, Calif. – After suffering years of abuse from Tap Haus patrons slamming sauerkraut and hotlinks down their gullets, Top Dog announced he had enough. …

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