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Posted on October 13, 2023 by: Aidan Praytor

Fuck: It Was Probably a Bit Too Late to Drink That Yerb

BERKELEY, Calif. – Cal sophomore Ricky Jitters came to the realization last Tuesday night that it was, unfortunately, a bit too late to drink that …

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Posted on October 8, 2023 by: bennettfees

Harambe Moment? This Family Just Left Their Child Unattended in Doe

BERKELEY, Calif – In a moment of parental ignorance and confusion, the Smith family left their 9-year-old son unattended in Doe.  “It all happened so …

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