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To Those Ordering a ‘Flat White’ at Yali’s: I Am NOT on the Menu

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Posted on March 12, 2021April 27, 2023 by: The Free Peach

How to Outdoor-Cafe-Eye-Fuck Your Way Through a Pandemic, You Horny, Deprived Motherfucker

Since the start of this pandemic (or should I say, pandemi–cock-block), our collective capacity for lusting, thrusting, and jammin’ the clam has… well, plummeted. We pitiful, possibly fertile sex-machines are horny as fuck. But rest assured. 

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