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Posted on January 25, 2023January 26, 2023 by: Valmic Mukund

Too Woke? This Poli Sci Class Is Making Me Wake Up at 8:00 AM

At 8:00 AM, I don’t even have the energy to rebut every single one of the Professor’s points or talk over all of my female classmates. How can I be an effective student of politics if I’m too sleep-deprived to explain why straight white men are the most oppressed group in America?

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Posted on November 7, 2022December 15, 2022 by: amychakladar

US Loses Brazilian Presidential Election

São Paulo, Brazil – In a highly contested election, the United States has officially lost its re-election to Lula de Silva, despite multiple destabilization efforts, …

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Posted on January 8, 2022 by: amychakladar

Carol Christ Throws It Back

BERKELEY, Calif. — In an unprecedented turn of precedented events, Chancellor Christ has announced that classes will be online for the first two weeks of …

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