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Posted on February 5, 2026 by: The Free Peach

UC Berkeley Announces New Technical DJ Program

BERKELEY, Calif. – Last Thursday, UC Berkeley students were surprised when school administrators announced the new research program (Undergraduate Educational Dance Music, “UEDM”) dedicated to …

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Posted on October 24, 2024 by: Stella Robinson-Rosendorff

Survey Finds Modern Man’s American Dream is Being Rich Enough to DJ on the Side

SAN FRANCISCO, Calif.–– Yesterday afternoon, new reports came in from Burning Man exit polls showing the new target for young, untalented, Elon-worshiping tech bros: being …

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