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Posted on November 21, 2024November 21, 2024 by: Audrey Ryder

Healthcare Wizard? Dr. Oz Proclaims Americans Must Defeat Wicked Witch to Claim Medicare Coverage

WASHINGTON, D.C – In a stupefying turn of events, President-elect Trump has officially nominated Dr. Mehemet “The Great and Terrible” Oz to oversee Medicare, prompting …

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Posted on November 9, 2022November 10, 2022 by: Courtney Yee

Right-Wing Experts Report Dr. Oz Would Have Had Better Chance of Winning Had He Not Been a Doctor

PHILADELPHIA – As election results came in Wednesday morning to determine whether a renowned TV celebrity, and lesser known doctor, Dr. Oz, would beat John …

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Posted on November 9, 2022November 10, 2022 by: Tohar Zamir

Dr. Oz Defeated by Last Minute Surge in Apples

PHILADELPHIA – As polling places shuttered Tuesday night, political analysts emerged with a consensus; “celebrity” “doctor” Mehmet Oz had been trounced in the contest for …

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