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To Those Ordering a ‘Flat White’ at Yali’s: I Am NOT on the Menu

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Posted on March 9, 2022March 9, 2022 by: Ajay Madala

OPINION: Despite My Grandma Saying I Am “A Very Handsome Boy,” I Am Currently Single

War. Wealth Inequality. Broken McDonalds ice cream machines. These issues pale in comparison to the true tragedy of the 21st century, the fact that I …

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