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Posted on December 10, 2021 by: Shane Pauker

Dog on Glade Unaware He’s Only Source of Meaning in My Life

BERKELEY, Calif. — Amid finals, local terrier Toaster Sanchez has become the only source of meaning in life for many students.  “I hate my major, …

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