5’10″ Man Negotiates Himself Another Two Inches

BERKELEY, CA— In a shocking feat, local 5’10′ Berkeley man successfully convinced peers he is actually 6ft. 

“All women care about is height,” Phi Psi Junior Andrew Short claimed. “I was at this party, and this girl came up to me and we started talking. As soon as I mentioned my height during my rant about how all women are shallow, she lost interest. I’m telling you, being 5 ’10” is a curse!”