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Posted on August 29, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Daniel Menegaz

Young Father Seeking Advice: Should I Sacrifice my Daughter to Satan?

I don’t care about being rich or famous or any of that typical bullshit Satan promises. Certainly not enough to sacrifice Amanda, my eight-year-old daughter.

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