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Month: August 2019

Posted on August 31, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Sam MacKinnon

BREAKING: 30-50 Feral Hogs are rushing Cal Sororities. Will They Be Able to Defend Themselves?

However, many have questioned whether the threat of the hogs exists at all, as GreekRank has reportedly “routinely misrepresented” houses in the past.

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Posted on August 29, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Daniel Menegaz

Young Father Seeking Advice: Should I Sacrifice my Daughter to Satan?

I don’t care about being rich or famous or any of that typical bullshit Satan promises. Certainly not enough to sacrifice Amanda, my eight-year-old daughter.

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Posted on August 28, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Kelsey Ferrell

Freshman’s Long-distance Relationship Somehow Already Over

According to Braverman, the two have “grown apart” due to the distance and are in “two completely different stages of life.” Jenkins, after all, is a high school volleyball player, while Braverman is simply a player. 

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