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Posted on November 22, 2022November 23, 2022 by: Aidan Praytor

Jesus Denied Entry to Moffitt Without Student ID

“Here I am, the Savior, King of Kings, Shepherd and Bishop of Souls, Alpha and Omega, Son of God, blah, blah, blah, and they seriously won’t let me in without an ID? Whatever happened to nepotism?”

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