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Posted on November 24, 2025November 24, 2025 by: The Free Peach

Wilcox Still Gets the Axe

BERKELEY, Calif. – In preparation for the Big Game, Chancellor Rich Lyons, General Manager Ron Rivera and 3-time mascot heavyweight champion Oski met with Justin …

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Posted on November 23, 2021November 23, 2021 by: amychakladar

Fuck, There Went All Our “We Lost” Jokes

STANFORD, Calif.- Despite the best efforts of the Stanford Football Team and COVID-19, somehow the Bears clutched a narrow 41-11 victory this weekend.  “I just …

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