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Posted on October 27, 2025 by: Stella Robinson-Rosendorff

Loser Freshman Still Doesn’t Have Date for Homecoming

BERKELEY, Calif.– While the brothers at AEPi are getting moms drunk at seven A.M. this morning, mega loser freshman Tommy Tinklepants woke up to the …

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