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Posted on February 7, 2025 by: Maddie Heath

Princess And The Pea? Kingman Girl Finds Soybean Under Her Mattress

BERKELEY, Calif. — Cal senior Rea Cycling awoke Sunday morning with mild back discomfort, only to uncover the culprit: a lone soybean hidden beneath her …

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