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Posted on April 30, 2024August 10, 2025 by: The Free Peach

‘Your Pussy Flaps are Out!’ and Four Other Empowering Things to Tell Your Friend Wearing Their Shortest Mini-Skirt

We’ve all been there. You’re out on the town with your girls gays and theys rocking your skankiest outfit on the same day that you …

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Posted on November 16, 2022November 17, 2022 by: Courtney Yee

OPINION: It’s Not Actually That Cold Right Now

Can’t feel your face? Weak. Your fingers falling off? Use your toes. You can’t hear out of your ears? You don’t use them anyway. 

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