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To Those Ordering a ‘Flat White’ at Yali’s: I Am NOT on the Menu

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Posted on October 24, 2021 by: Valmic Mukund

Based! Male PoliEcon Major Finally Shuts the Fuck Up

BERKELEY, Calif – In an unprecedented move, political economy major and aspiring debate bro Kyle Thebedeau boldly shut the fuck up this Thursday afternoon whilst …

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