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Posted on December 4, 2019 by: The Free Peach

Transfer Student from Alabama Claims F in CS70 “Just a Quality Loss”

“To be honest, we knew [Sabin]’s whole ‘quality loss’ thing was a crock of shit,” the advisor said. “But he’s polite, he understands basic hygiene, and his parents have donated $100,000 to the department every semester since he transferred here.”

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