Berkeley, CA – Life changing news was shared last week at the UC Berkeley Sigma Chi house when Brad Johnson, from Palos Verdes, discovered he shared a friend in common with Ray Charleson, also from Palos Verdes.
“It was fucking wild,” Brad calmly articulated whilst sipping a craft Natural Light. “Ray went to Rancho Del Mar, which is hella close to PV High School where I went.”
“So, of course, I had to name drop to see who he knew, because I had some homies I surfed with from Rancho, so, like, he definitely had to know one of them,” Brad continued, “I was like ‘Do you know John Martinez, or Sophie Lindsay, or Lauren Robinson?’ And he didn’t.”
But Brad’s brave quest was not over as he continued on his journey to find a friend in common.
“I finally figured it out! It’s fucking crazy the connection we have in common. So he’s originally from Santa Monica and turns out he knows my cousin’s ex-girlfriends dog sitter who went to PV for yoga classes and knows Brad’s grandma’s housekeeper’s daughter because they were in the same sculpt class. It’s fucking insane! He’s definitely getting a bid.”
“Dude, it’s sick to have a house with so many brothers I already have such a connection to. Stoked for my future in this wholesome house!” Ray Charleson commented while taking a shot of Vitali to “calm his nerves before the party that night.”
Brad Johnson was later seen at the party that night rattling off names with a girl to see if they knew any of the same people.