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Month: January 2019

Posted on January 30, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Amanda Mier

Incredible: Mom Negates Five Years of ‘Aerie Real’ Body Positivity Ads with One Passive Aggressive Comment

Incredible: Mom Negates Five Years of ‘Aerie Real’ Body Positivity Ads with One Passive Aggressive Comment After the doe-eyed, huge-boobed, smooth-skinned supermodel Ashley Graham graced …

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Posted on January 29, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Sarah Cassell

Brad From SX Fucking Nuts Upon Figuring Out He Shares A Mutual Friend With Rushee

Berkeley, CA – Life changing news was shared last week at the UC Berkeley Sigma Chi house when Brad Johnson, from Palos Verdes, discovered he …

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Posted on January 28, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Kelsey Ferrell

Did your Roommate Do the Dishes, or Was it a Ghost?

Whoa, this is seriously freaky: you just came home from the underrated anthropology library and opened your front door to see an empty sink and …

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Posted on January 25, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Daniel Menegaz

University of California Announces Plan to Open New UC Inside UC Berkeley

BERKELEY – Californians, particularly residents of Berkeley, California, and students at the University of California, Berkeley, were shocked this morning as the University of California …

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Posted on January 24, 2019January 28, 2019 by: The Free Peach

Brave Cal Freshman Drops Alpha Phi Because “Pledging is sooo tough!”

Throughout all this, one thing is clear. Greek life is not for the faint of heart. You need to be multi-talented, intelligent, witty, kind… Nah, just kidding. You just have to be white.

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Posted on January 10, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Kelsey Ferrell

Ballsy GSI uses “Never Have I Ever” as Ice Breaker for Discussion

Graduate Student Elizabeth Dixon has been a GSI for Econ 1 for three semesters now. A veteran instructor, she claims the secret to success is …

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